Stopped Using the Pill
Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?A: Because it kept falling out.
Weighing In
your mamma is so fat when she steps on the scales it says one...
Naughty Night Before Christmas
The Naughty Night Before ChristmasTwas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat....
Want some chicken?
Want some chicken? A man was driving along a freeway when he noticed a...
Why can’t the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp?
Why can’t the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp? Everyone would be afraid...
Ways to Terrorize a Telemarketer
Tell them to talk VERY SLOWLY, because you want to write EVERY WORD down....
Bathtime fun
A man worked hard all day digging the garden and felt very stiff and...
Bill Gates, the Antichrist
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To Drown
Q: How do you drown a blonde?A1: Put a mirror at the bottom of...
The government cuts costs
|The following conversation took place one morning between a wife and her husband. They...