What do you call…
What do you call 3 blondes under a Christmas tree?Ho-Ho-Ho!
There was this Eskimo girl who spent the night…
There was this Eskimo girl who spent the night with her boyfriend and nextmorning...
Polish Fire Prevention Bear
Q: Who wears a forest ranger’s hat and carries a can of kerosene?A: Stanislaus...
Vultures and Mothers In Law
What is the difference between a vulture and your mother-in-law? Vultures wait until your...
Realistically and Hypothetically….
A little boy came home from school and his homework assignment was to find...
What is the definition of a virgin?
What’s the definition of a virgin?an ugly third grader
California Crazy Law
Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses. Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500...
A moose-quito!
|What has antlers and sucks blood?A moose-quito!
Paranoid Idiot
Q: What happens when a paranoid has low self-esteem?A: He thinks that nobody important...
A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin…
A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin because he...