The difference
The boy asks his dad:”What’s the difference between a ‘cunt’ and a ‘pussy’?”The dad...
This Santa is ticked off!
You think you got it bad? All night long I deal with soot in...
A talking horse
A travelling salesman stopped alongside a field on a country road to rest a...
womens monthly pain
Why do you call a womens monthly pain a period?Because Mad Cow Disease was...
What is red and has seven dents?
What is red and has seven dents?Snow White’s cherry!
From the life of the insane
Late one night at the insane asylum one inmate shouted,”I am Napoleon!”Another one said,...
Sun Roofs
Q: Why do blondes drive cars with sunroofs?A: More leg room.
Trapped On A Rock
There was a man that was stranded, standing on nothing but a rock in...
How do you know when you have a serious overbite?
How do you know when you have a serious overbite?When beaver starts tasting like...
This old man!
A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when three Hell’s Angels...