A guy is sitting in a bar next to a really ugly woman…
A guy is sitting in a bar next to a really ugly woman. She...
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A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, “How much for abeer?”The...
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Mum caught little Johnny jerking his meat off one day.She told him – “Johnny...
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I’ve often wanted to drown my troubles, but i can’t get my wife to...