She was so blond…
She was so blond, she thought Boys II Men was a daycare center.
Cookie the Cat’s Resolutions
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Driving Examiner
Liz: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests! Doctor: Never mind, you’ll...
Oval office
What is green, has four legs, and smells like Monica Lewinsky? Thepool table in...
Adam and Eve.
Sometimes women are overly suspicious of their husbands.When Adam stayed out very late for...
Hair on my chest
A woman asks her husband to buy her a fur coat for their 25th...
Joining the Lord’s Army.
A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and...
Blonde Swims the english Channel
A blonde, brunette and a redhead were all in a swimming race. They were...
Playtonic relationship
A nosey neighbour remonstrated with the woman in the adjoining apartment.”Mrs Smith, do you...
134 Redneck Warning Signs (Long Joke)
1. You’ve ever cut your grass and found a car.2. You own a home...