Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone…
Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone, but didn’t havechange for a dollar....
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?They both live off dead Beatles.
A loving couple
Bill sat alone in the hospital room at his dying wife’s beside. It was...
Something Fishy
One day, this woman went to a bait shop to get her husband a...
Physicist
Q: What did the blonde say to the physicist?A: “Why, I just love nuclear...
How’d you get that black eye?
First man: How’d you get that black eye?Second man: I called some woman a...
Men Resist Fatherhood
Why do men resist becoming fathers?Because they aren’t through yet being children.
Real news headlines 08
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Man shoots neighbor...
A guy takes his greenhorn wife hunting on a ranch…
A guy takes his greenhorn wife hunting on a ranch. When they reach their...
Absentminded Doc!
A doctor is going about his business, with a rectal thermometer tucked behind his...