Outhouse On Quicksand?
Q: What do you call an outhouse built on quicksand?A: Trapper John
A man is driving down the road and notices a car in the ditch…
A man is driving down the road and notices a car in the ditch....
A Night Before Christmas Parody (Technical Version)
A Night Before Christmas Parody (Technical Version)’Twas the nocturnal segment of the diurnal period...
OLD NEVER DIES 7
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School dinners come on a plate!
|What is the difference between school dinners and a pile of slugs?School dinners come...
I like monkeys
This was originally posted in rec.sport.pro-wrestlingDate: 1999/03/04Author: briang68g@gearthlink.netI like monkeys. The pet store was...
Late Payment Letter
Gentlemen:I have just received your letter in regards to the bill I owe you....
A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist…
A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist.”My life is a mess, doctor,” she...
Bear on a Rampage
Two campers were hiking in the forest when all of a sudden a bear...
Foolish Marriage
“And you tell me several men proposed marriage to you,” said the husband. “Yes,...