It’s 11 o’clock…
In America the late night news used to broadcast this message:”It’s 11 o’clock do...
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?Three…one to mix the batter...
Gay Polak
Did you hear about the gay Polak?He slept with women.
The Nottingham Forest
|The Nottingham Forest Chairman is considering replacing Big Ron with Steve Davis. Explaining this...
What does Bill Clinton say to prospective interns?
What does Bill say to prospective interns?”Haven’t I cum across your face before?”
Knowing that the minister was very fond of cherry brandy…
Knowing that the minister was very fond of cherry brandy, one of the church...
Blonde protection
Q:What protection does a nymphomaniac use during sex? A:A bus shelter.
Lost X Files Christmas episode
|Mulder: We’re too late. It’s already been here.Scully: Mulder, I hope you know what...
Two Cow Defined (Classic)
DEFINING SOCIETIES VIA THE OWNERSHIP OF 2 COWSFEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord...
No cookies for Grandpa.
A boy goes on a fishing trip with his grandpa. They install themselves on...