Royal Greetings?
What’s the difference between greeting royalty and greeting President Clinton? You only go down...
Why do women get PMS?
Why do women get PMS?THEY JUST FUCKING DO ALRIGHT!?
Morse toad!
|What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?Morse toad!
Elephant jokes 06
|What’s the difference between an injured elephant and bad weather?One roars with pain and...
Men are from earth…
Men are from earth.Women are from earth.Deal with it.
gay lad limerick
There was a gay lad from KartoumeTook a lesbian up to his roomWell, they...
Domination
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven.God comes and says, “I want the...
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle…
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He’s got two large...
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?Bugs Bunny.
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What did the lawyer name his daughter? Sue.