Scottie (Star Trek)
Ha ha ha,very funny Scottie….NOW BEAM DOWN MY CLOTHES!!
make a glow worm happy
|How do you make a glow worm happy?Cut off his tail, he’ll be de-lighted!
Diseases
The doctor took Dan into the room and said, “Dan, I have some good...
Over my dead body!
A man happened to meet his ex-wife at a party, and after a few...
The first client
A young lawyer, starting up his private practice, was very anxiousto impress potential clients....
Play as James Bond
|Egotistical Harry was always reminding people that he played semi-pro baseball.”I was the James...
A pirate at the local bar discusses his past
|A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures...
Believing in Santa
Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause....
How do you know when the barmaid is really pissed off?
How do you know when the barmaid is really pissed off?When you find a...
The company sergent is briefing the recruits…
The company sergent is briefing the recruits:”For the next ten weeks the commanding officer...