Bagpipe jokes
|Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play?A: To get away from the noise.Q:...
Tech Support
Customer: “Your sound card is defective and I want a new one.” Tech Support:...
Jewish view on when life begins
Jewish view on when life begins: There’s a big controversyon when life begins. In...
Nowhere, Vermont
Nowhere, VermontSam had been in the hectic newspaper business for twenty-five years when he...
Arriving home very drunk
|A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of...
Man’s Worst Nightmare
What’s a man’s worst nightmare?1) The Super Bowl is pre-empted by a soap opera....
God created woman, and she had 3 breasts…
God created woman, and she had 3 breasts.He said to the woman, “Is there...
The bad-mouthed parrot!
An old man died and left his talking parrot to his nephew.Unfortunately, the old...
A lawyer passed on and found himself in Heaven…
A lawyer passed on and found himself in Heaven,but not at all happy with...
An unfortunate situation
A lovely young Jewish girl was employed by a clothing firm in NewYork.She and...