How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart?
How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart?When she starts...
Having a baby.
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the class was...
Did you hear the latest theory about Monica Lewinsky?
Did you hear the latest theory about Monica Lewinsky?It may never be proven but...
Redneck Driver’s License Application
Redneck Driver’s License Application…Plez compleet this paper, best ya can.Last name: ________________First name: ...
Proffessional Acquantance
A well respected Doctor and his wife were having drinks in the lobby of...
Real Business Signs
On an Electrician’s truck: “Let us remove your shorts.” Outside a Radiator Repair Shop:...
The highly-skilled fly
|A prisoner at the Edmonton Max started training a large fly to do tricks.For...
Clinton Bumper Stickers
Here are some “actual” bumper stickers reportedly seen on cars around the DC area:HONK!...
I have a keyboard error
|A person turned on the computer without a keyboard plugged in.When she turns on...
At the Club.
So this guy wants to go into a nightclub, but the bouncer says -”Sorry,...