The Night Before Christmas
Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat.The kids were both gone,...
Smaller or larger tuxedo
|A friend got married and I, being the best man, decided a humorous practical...
The Splatted Toad
Why did the toad cross the road?TO Show his girlfriend he has GUTS!
New scientific element: WOMAN
Element Name: WOMANSymbol: WOAtomic Weight: (don’t even go there!)Physical properties: Generally round in form....
I want to see something really cheap
|After being away on business for a week before Christmas, Tom thought it would...
A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach…
A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach contemplating how badlyscrewed she got...
Why did the punk cross the road?
Why did the punk cross the road?Because he was stapled to the chickens back.
Knights of Columbus and Shriners
What is the difference in a Knights of Columbus and a Shriner? Answer: A...
The big test!
An older couple had a son, who was still living with them. The parents...
Catching the shoplifter
|A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive jewelry...