Funeral Story
A famous heart specialist doctor died and everyone was gathered at his funeral. A...
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?A: Rename the mail...
A tourist, visiting a small town in Israel…
A tourist, visiting a small town in Israel, came upon a statue dedicated to...
Fish jokes 01
|Which fish can perform operations?A Sturgeon!Where do little fishes go every morning?To plaice school!What...
If Apple ran Christmas…
|It would do everything the Microsoft ornaments do, but years earlier, and with a...
What do pub landlords say in Kosovo at chucking out time?
Q. What do pub landlords say in Kosovo at chucking out time?A. “Come on...
Again
Doctor: Have you ever had this before? Patient: Yes. Doctor: Well, you’ve got it...
redneck
How do you circumsize a redneck?You kick his sister in the chin!
mosquitos religious
|Why are mosquitos religious?They prey on you!
Putting it in.
A married man goes to confessional and tells the priest, “I had an affair...