Jesus vs. Satan
One day, Jesus and Satan decided to settle which one of them was the...
Caught In Zippo
Q: What do you get when something gets caught in your Zippo?A: Zippo Marx.
Money talks.
A one dollar bill met a 20 dollar bill and said, “Hey, where’ve you...
Famous Beer Quotes!
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There are two guys walking in front of a large church. One guy says...
Blonde House Fire
A blonde’s house is on fire. She calls 911 and says, “My house is...
Greenhorn In Alaska
A greenhorn visiting Alaska was talking to two old sourdoughs. They informed him he...
David Beckham
whats the best way to travel to the moon?transform yourself into a ball and...
You were there for me!
A man was walking across the road when he had an accident. The impact...
When I was growing up I used to lick all…
When I was growing up I used to lick all the kids on the...