If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked…
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked,doesn’t it follow that electricians can be delighted,musicians...
80 year old man
An elderly man goes into confession and says to the priest, “Father, I’m 80...
Blow
what is the difference between a paycheque and a penis?you don’t have to beg...
What is the difference between a homeless and a pizza?
What’s the difference between a homeless and a pizza? A pizza can feed a...
The world’s smartest man?
|A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a pizza delivery man were...
moth nibble a hole
|Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet?He wanted to see the...
The difference
The boy asks his dad:”What’s the difference between a ‘cunt’ and a ‘pussy’?”The dad...
While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new…
While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brandnew tennis ball....
Stupid Insults 13/31
He demonstrates that beauty times brains is a constant. He donated his brain to...
Swallowed a Pillow
Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow. Doctor: How do you feel? Patient:...