Unfit words to hear
|A woman was being questioned in a court trial involving slander. “Please repeat the...
One plus one are two
|Theorem: 1 + 1 = 2Proof:n(2n – 2) = n(2n – 2)n(2n – 2)...
Relativity
Don’t try to understand the theory of relativity.Relativity is like an erection – the...
You’re so dumb…
You’re so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says...
A man stops by a diner at noon…
A man stops by a diner at noon, the busiest time of day, sits...
Your\’re What?
A recent survey shows that the commonest form of marriage proposal these days consists...
The Trade
A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under hisarm....
Polaks Crossing A River
Two Polaks are walking down opposite sides of a river when they notice each...
Actual stupid questions asked
|The below excerpts appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune. They were taken from real...
A good idea
Having passed the enlistment physical, Jon was asked bythe doctor, “Why do you want...