Men & Women Compared!
NICKNAMES: If Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose go out for lunch, they will call...
Pickup Lines
1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.2. Can I...
A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog…
A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog.He takes...
Efficiency
|From: Efficiency & Ticket, Ltd., Management ConsultantsTo: Chairman, The London Symphony OrchestraRe: Schubert’s Symphony...
I had it all
A man complaining to a friend: “I had it all – money, a beautiful...
Washing the Dog!
Washing The DogA young boy, about eight years old, walks into the local grocery...
What is the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?
What’s the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?Dress her up as an altar...
Three Times?
An old man of 70 married a young girl of18. When they got into...
The Italian colonel had his brigade arrayed in full parade…
The Italian colonel had his brigade arrayed in full parade dress, proudly ready for...
Bank customer service
|”I’m not saying that the customer service in my bank is bad, but when...