NASA Hires Blondes
Q: Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes?A: They’re doing research on black holes.
French horn jokes
|Q: What do you get when you cross a French horn player with a...
Clinton Vacation
Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of...
A man sat quietly reading his morning paper…
A man sat quietly reading his morning paper one Sunday morning. Suddenly,he is knocked...
The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning…
The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning and wasaproached by his assistant.”Anything interesting...
Please Save Her!
Standing at the edge of the lake, a man saw a woman flailing about...
Christmas Humor
Knock, knock?Whos there?Megan and chickenMegan and chicken who?He’s megan a list and chicken it...
Touch-typists
Q: Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?A: The rest are hunt’n peckers.
Mouse Tse Tung!
|Who is king of all the mice?Mouse Tse Tung!