Road Hazard
Two elderly women were out driving in a large car, both women barely large...
A boy and girl octopus out on a date…
A boy and girl octopus out on a date walked down the street arm...
Mind telling me the time?
|BLONDE: “Excuse me, what time is it right now?”WOMAN: “It’s 11:25PM.”BLONDE: (confused look on...
The clerk showed the man the store’s most expensive perfume…
The clerk showed the man the store’s most expensive perfume.”This is called ‘Perhaps’,” said...
Little Johnny Answers.
The teacher was conducting a class in nutrition and asked the class to name...
Do you know what a Yankee is?
Do you know what a Yankee is?Same as a quickie, except you’re by yourself
You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...
One Upmanship
Two kids were having the standard argument about whose father could beat up whose...
What happened to the Irishman who tried to kill…
Q: What happened to the Irishman who tried to kill himself by?.swallowing 100 pain...
A change of style
Two men were changing in the locker room after a game of tennis. One...