Yo Momma’s So Fat
Yo momma’s so fat her butt looks like two pigs fighting over a Milk...
Last Ditch Effort
Two football players were taking an important final exam. If they failed, they would...
How can you tell when your girlfriend is horny?
How can you tell when your girlfriend’s horny? You stick your hands in her...
The general went to the doctor for a physical…
The general went to the doctor for a physical. Before he began, the doctor...
Light ale!
|What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer?Light ale!
Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear?
Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear? To keep his ankles warm.
Frog, warts and all
A bloke walks into a pub with a frog on his head. The bar...
Lollihops!
|What’s a toads favorite sweet?Lollihops!
During the Six Day War…
During the Six Day War, this division of Arabs is making its way across...
A wife, arriving home from a shopping trip, was horrified to…
A wife, arriving home from a shopping trip, was horrified to find herhusband in...