Blondes in Basement
Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes in a basement? A: A...
The Dirty Old Man…
An old man was on the beach and walked up to a beautiful girl...
Two zebras are talking and one asks the other…
Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, “Am I black with white...
What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl?
What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl?A Cock that...
Top Signs That You’re Too Old to Trick or Treat …
|10. You get winded from knocking on the door. 9. You have to have...
How to hunt elephants — Lawyers style
How to hunt elephants — Lawyer’s styleLawyers don’t hunt elephants, but they do follow...
Dead Or Alive
An office exec was interviewing a blonde for an assistant position, and wanted to...
A mouse and a lion walk were in a bar…
A mouse and a lion walk were in a bar, drinking a few beers...
Comeback Lines!
M: I know how to please a woman.W: Then please leave me alone.M: I...
Heavy Thinker-like Drinker
The Heavy ThinkerIt started out innocently enough. I began to think at parties now...