Great Writer
There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to...
A failed attempt
Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold creamon her face.”Why do you...
Butter and Blonde
Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?A: Butter is difficult to...
The Pope And Clinton
After a meeting with the Pope, Bill Clinton held a press conferenceand announced that...
Genie
One day a man was walking along the beach when he found a bottle,...
Santa, we\\\\\\\’re worried about you.
Dear Santa: We’re worried about you.From your rosy red cheeks to your legendary girth...
Have to
A man comes home early from work and finds his wife and his best...
What part of a woman does a man like looking at best?
What part of a woman does a man like looking at best?The top of...
I’m Hungry
Q: Where does your nose go, when it gets hungry?A: Booger King!!!
What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke?
What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke? Oh, about ten pounds, and...