Free meat
It was many years ago since the embarrassing day whena young woman, with a...
Did you kill the victim?
Prosecutor: Did you kill the victim?Defendant: No, I did not.Prosecutor: Do you know what...
Let me through!
A car was involved in an accident in a street. As expected, a large...
Like and Love
What is the difference between ‘like’ and ‘love’? Answer: spit and swallow!
A man was looking for a cheap prostitute in a brothel…
A man was looking for a cheap prostitute in a brothel.He went up to...
Men and Parking Spots
|How are men and parking spots alike?The good ones are always taken and the...
A dentis appointment
Two guys are susposed to meet at 4:30. Charley shows up at4:30 and waits....
What is 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?
What’s 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?Crib death.
A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes…
A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes to the first house in his newterritory. He knocks,...
What is pink and moist and split in the middle?
What is pink and moist and split in the middle?A grapefruit!