Men Compared To Mel Gibson
How do most men compare to Mel Gibson?They have everything he has, except for...
Girl’s School
The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the...
Farm jokes 05
|What is a cow’s favorite TV show?Dr Moo!Why was the farmer hopping mad?Because someone...
Real Business Signs
On an Electrician’s truck: “Let us remove your shorts.” Outside a Radiator Repair Shop:...
your mama is so fat
Yo mama is so fat she uses her underwear for bungy jumping.
Ignored
Patient walks into a doctor’s office. Patient: Doctor, people ignore me. Doctor: Next!
One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm…
One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small boy...
What does ADIDAS stand for?
What does ADIDAS stand for?All Day I Dream About Sex.
It’s been nice gnawing you!
|What did the woodworm say to the chair?It’s been nice gnawing you!
The American in Hong Kong…
The American in Hong Kong was talking to his wife one evening over supper....