They’re boasting about race records
|Some race horses staying in a stable. One of them starts to boast about...
I was walking down an alley last night…
I was walking down an alley last night, when I heard,”Help! Help!” coming from...
spit on my beer
One evening, Frank was drinking at a bar when the bartender came over to...
Girlfriend 1.0 software
|Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriendPlus1.0 (marketing name: Fiancee1.0).Recently he...
A young schoolboy was having a hard time pronouncing…
A young schoolboy was having a hard time pronouncing theletter “R,” and all the...
La Machine
La Machine….vegetables…vvrrrrr…La Machine….fruits…vvrrrrr…La Machine….little children…No mommy, No!…vvrrrrr…La Machine.
Gross Ignorance
Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance?A: 144 blondes.
Insulting to women
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A reason for break-up
“What’s this I hear about you breaking off your engagement Pam ?” said her...
I’ll use my seeing eye dog
|A blind man with a seeing eye dog at his side walks into a...