How are men like UFOs?
How are men like UFOs?You don’t know where they come from, what their mission...
Too much speeding
|A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down...
A couple on their honeymoon woke up after their big night…
A couple on their honeymoon woke up after their big night.The bride rolled over...
Yabba Dabba
If there was an animal called Yabba Dabba, and if you decided keep it...
Mousework!
|What do mice do when they’re at home?Mousework!
Monkey Organization
An organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different limbs at...
Working With The FBI
Working With The FBIThe phone rings at FBI headquarters.”Hello?”"Hello, is this the FBI?”"Yes. What...
Love & Marriage Quotes
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be...
His And Hers ATMs
His And Hers ATMsHIS: 1. Pull up to ATM 2. Insert card 3. Enter...
There was this man in a mental hospital…
There was this man in a mental hospital. All day he would put his...