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So ,this penguin goes into a bar and says to the barman “have you...
A fellow in a bar notices a woman…
A fellow in a bar notices a woman, always alone, who comes in on...
What’s in a name anyway.
Two very elderly ladies were enjoying the sunshine on a park bench in Miami....
Schick is walking down the boardwalk in Atlantic City…
Schick is walking down the boardwalk in Atlantic City, runs into a hooker,and he...
Pat and Mike at the brewery.
Pat and Mike work at the Guinness Brewery, and one day there’s an accident.Pat...
Whats long, hard and full of semen?
Q. Whats long, hard and full of semen??A. A submarine.Sent by sam
Mars and Venus
I never have quite figured out why the sexual urges of men & women...
A facelift experience!
A lady goes to the doctor to see about getting a facelift.”Well,” says the...
Hollow
Why can’t a ghost have sex??Because he has a hollow weenie!
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These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world. Newsreader, BBC Radio 4:...