Farts With Lumps
The teacher asked little Johnny to use the word ” definitely ” in a...
Clinton and Gore at lunch!
Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch.As they read...
Learn to speak Southern…
Before heading south for a vacation, it may be a good idea to learn...
The organization is like a tree full of monkeys…
The organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on differentlimbs at different...
Why did Santa Anna bring only 4000 troops to the Alamo?
why did Santa Anna bring only 4000 troops to the Alamo?he only had 2...
Sign of drinking problem
Sign of drinking problem…You shout, “I’m not as think you drunk I am.”Sent by...
Rodney Dangerfield Top One-Liners!
A girl phoned me the other day and said …. Come on over, there’s...
Sexual Tension Quiz
Instructions: For each answer, you will have three clues. Try to determine what the...
Did you hear about the queer deaf mute?
Did you hear about the queer deaf mute? – Neither did he.
Death
Death: What some patients do in the end, to humiliate the doctor.