Blondes in Basement
Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes in a basement? A: A...
Three-legged Dog
A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West.He sidles up to...
What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction?
Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction? A: A...
Careful what you say if she’s pregnant!
***Top 17 fatal things to say if your wife is pregnant***17. “I finished the...
To Stop The Polish Cavalry
Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?A: Turn off the carousel.
Power Of Observation
It is recounted that at King’s College in the Strand around the time of...
What does HMO stand for?
Q. What does HMO stand for?A. This is actually a variation of the phrase,...
Man’s best friend.
Bartender looks down to the end of the bar and sees a guy with...
Reasons to leave work
|1. Not spending enough quality time with the kitchen applicances.2. Came dressed in only...
Doctor, Doctor
One day this Blonde walked into her doctors office.”Doctor, Doctor I’m having these awlful...