The 2000 Darwin awards!
|(15 July 1999, Alabama) A 25-year-old soldier died of injuries sustained from a 3-story...
Things That Sound Dirty At Thanksgiving But Aren’t
10. Reach in and grab the giblets!9. Whew…..that’s one terrific spread!8. I’m in the...
Zen Buddhist Buys a Hotdog
This Zen Buddhist Monk walks up to a hotdog stand and says to the...
New Chemical Element Discovered
New Chemical Element Discovered The heaviest element known to science was recently discovered byinvestigators...
You Know You’re Out Of College When…
1. Your salary is less than your tuition.2. Your potted plants stay alive.3. Shacking...
The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to…
The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they...
Cattle Herders
Q: Why aren’t blondes good cattle herders?A: Because they can’t even keep two calves...
Do you smoke after sex?
Boyfriend: Do you smoke after sex?Girlfriend: Dunno, I’ve never looked
Do you have a bias?
|A middle aged woman was driving through a school zone when a policeman pulled...
Judge has some fun
|A judge grew tired of seeing the same town drunk in front of his...