Body Building
A physically large guy meets a woman at a bar, and after a number...
Do clever men make good husbands?
NOVICE: Do clever men make good husbands?SAGE: Clever men don’t BECOME husbands!
How are lawyers like sperm?
How are lawyers like sperm? One out of a million turns out to be...
The Ballerina
This nasty, sweaty woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress, walks into a bar. She raises...
What two things in the air will get a women pregnant?
What two things in the air will get a women pregnant? Her legs.
Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward…
Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward, “What’s wrong?What’s the emergency?”"Oh, Mister Smith, your...
A gent spots a nice looking gal in a bar…
A gent spots a nice looking gal in a bar goes upand starts small...
Sister Margaret died…
Sister Margaret died and through some error found herself in hell. She immediately called...
Bonds And Men
What’s the difference between government bonds and men?Bonds mature.
Wear A Condom
Q: Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom?A: So she can...