Men Are Like
..Placemats. They only show up when there’s food on the table. ..Mascara. They usually...
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother?
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother?Sister: He thinks he’s a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long...
Bill of No Rights by Lewis W. Napper
Bill of No Rights by Lewis W. Napper We, the sensible of the United...
Why Mothers Cry
If it’s true that girls are inclined to marry men like their fathers, it...
Tampons With Long Strings
Q: Why do blondes use tampons with extra long strings?A: So the crabs can...
A man took his Rottweiler to the vet…
A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said “My dog’s cross-eyed, is...
Call the Doctor
After an accident, a woman stepped forward and prepared to help the victim. She...
A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right…
A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in...
Hair Loss
Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it...
I’m ignoring Y2K
|Jack was a COBOL programmer in the mid to late 1990s. After years of...