After the Office Party
John, woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed...
Why are girls like pianos?
Why are girls like pianos?When they’re not upright, they’re grand…
The Crazies
A man is walking along the road, when he hears someone shouting “Twelve! Twelve!”...
Polish Party
Q: How do you ruin a Polish party?A: Flush the punch bowl.
Twelve Inch Pianist
This guy walks into a bar, pulls out a tiny piano and stool, and...
When I become old
|When I’m a little old lady, then I’ll live with my children and bring...
Match
You know you’re a redneck when you lit a match in the bathroom and...
Like father like son
Little Johnny is in the bathroom taking a pee when the toilet seat falls...
The workers prayer!
For those of you who may need it…A Prayer for the Stressed!Grant me the...
Final Examination
Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head...