How To Drive Your Wife Crazy
Start asking her questions (don’t mistakenly do anything) about cooking, cleaning, and laundry. Say,...
Aging
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
Huge criminal record
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Subjects for a date
|A boy is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about...
How do you know you’re leading a sad life?
How do you know you’re leading a sad life?When a nymphomaniac tells you, “Let’s...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard II
Use computers to look busy. Any time you use a computer,it looks like “work”...
What should they say?
Three buddies die in a car crash, and they go to heaven to an...
Knock, Knock
Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? DWAYNE THE TUB! I’M DWOWNING!
A mosque-ito!
|What is the most religious insect?A mosque-ito!
New element was found
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