Why did the Avon lady walk funny?
Why did the Avon lady walk funny? Her lipstick.
Knock-Knocks 4 Kids Galore
Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Rita.Rita who?Rita book, you might learn something.Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Police.Police who?Police open the...
What has two legs and bleeds?
What has two legs and bleeds? Half a dog.
Obscene Phone Calls.
Dave was a bit of a nut who enjoyed making obscene phone calls.His biggest...
Light Bulb 4
How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? “You can change...
Working With The FBI
Working With The FBIThe phone rings at FBI headquarters.”Hello?”"Hello, is this the FBI?”"Yes. What...
Fish jokes 01
|Which fish can perform operations?A Sturgeon!Where do little fishes go every morning?To plaice school!What...
Got A Match
A man walked into a psychiatrist’s office, sat down, took out a pack of...
Wedding Toasts 5
Men should never marry a woman for her beauty alone. That is rather like...