Weighing In
your mamma is so fat when she steps on the scales it says one...
Chinese dog treat
There were three men: an Englishman, a Scotsman, and a Chinese guy. They were...
Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids?
Q: Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids?A: Pregnancy causes anything you want to blame it for.
A farmer walked into an attorney office…
A farmer walked into an attorney’s office wanting to file for adivorce. The attorney...
Would you define OCR?
|OCR – Optical Character RecognitionA technology that can take written words and convert them...
What do you call a woman outside the kitchen?
What do you call a woman outside the kitchen?Answer: A fugitive
It Is Woomba
At an international meeting, two surgeons were having an argument. The Indian surgeon was...
White House Ghosts
One night, Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington’s ghost in the White House....
What is an atheists favorite Christmas movie?
What’s an atheist’s favorite Christmas movie?Coincidence on 34th Street.
Psychiatrist Definitions
Psychiatrist:1) Mind-sweeper.2) Someone who asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for...