Blonde and Easter Bunny
Once there was this guy, and he was driving in his car, and all...
Blind deer jokes
What do you call a deer with no eyes?No eye deer.What do you call...
Change
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Freedom Cost Him An Arm
A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense:”My client merely...
What does Bill Clinton say to prospective interns?
What does Bill say to prospective interns?”Haven’t I cum across your face before?”
Sho Is a Wonder
One day Rastus and Liza Jane were sitting at the bus stop when Rastus...
Quiet In Church
Six-year-old Angie and her four-year-old brother Joel were sitting together in church. Joel giggled,...
Happily Addicted to the Web
Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”Doorbell rings, I’m not list’nin’,From my mouth, drool...
Itchy
A teacher notices that a little boy at the back of the class is...
For their 25th wedding anniversary…
For their 25th wedding anniversary, a man decides to take his wife on a...