Bass jokes
|Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?A: He turned a...
Wrong Diagnosis
A man was walking along a sidewalk in a very gentle manner, almost as...
People who don’t believe in retaliation…
What to do if you fall into a conversation with someone about the terrorist...
12 Things NOT to Say if Pulled Over
12. Hey, wasn’t your daughter a porn queen?11. I’m surprised you stopped me, Dunkin...
Signs Your Car Might Be A Lemon
Motor Trend never mentioned a “Chevrolet Caca.” Manufactured in Zchkynk, Crzyktjkystan. Passenger-side “airbag” is...
Mirror, mirror
Mirror, mirror A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs...
There is a guy from ARMY driving from West Point to the Meadowlands…
There’s a guy from ARMY driving from West Point to the Meadowlands, a guy...
Pink Parts
One afternoon, there was this good witch who was flying along, when all of...
Body Language
A young couple left the sex therapist’s office determined to develop more effective body...
Nose Picking Glossary
THE KIDDIE PICK…When you’re by yourself and you uninhibitedly twist your forefinger into your...