Curing a Cough
The owner of a drugstore arrives at work to find a man leaning heavily...
Snowmen
What do snowmen have that snowwomen don’t?Snowballs!
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born?
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born? To knock the penises off...
Mixed Emotions
Q. What’s the definition of mixed emotions?A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off...
Just Ducky!
If ever you want to annoy someone who annoys you, just say this punchline...
FBI Agent for Hire
3 men where at the FBI Building for a job interview.The first man walked...
Unusual State Laws
Connorsvill,Wisconsin:It is illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female...
What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
Q: What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?A: Full.
Seagulls
Why do seagulls live by the sea?Because if they lived by the bay, they...
Three-legged Dog
A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West.He sidles up to...