Thoughts and quotes
|The advice your son rejected is now being given by him to your grandson.——————————————————————————–Working...
Girlfriend Upgrades
Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriend Plus 1.0 (marketing name:...
A fortunate coincidence
John: “I’m glad you named me John.”Mother: “Why?”John: “Because that’s what all the kids...
Campaign Slogans for George W
1. I’ll turn capital punishment into a new game show!2. I promise to get...
On the Beach
There is this guy who really takes care of his body. He lifts weights...
Signs your cow has mad-cow disease.
Sure fire signs that your cow has mad-cow disease…Your cow insists on wearing a...
How can you tell if you are at a bulemic bachelor party?
How can you tell if you’re at a bulemic bachelor party? The cake jumps...
This little Piggy!
A pig walks into a bar and orders a beer. After drinking it, he...
Call the Doctor
After an accident, a woman stepped forward and prepared to help the victim. She...
Dead dog
A farmer named Muldoon lived alone in the countryside with a pet dog which...