Threats Used in Dysfunctional Families
“Finish your lima beans or you’re not getting any heroin for dessert!”"If you don’t...
The Pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals…
The Pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals. When they have all assembled...
How does every ethnic joke start?
How does every ethnic joke start?By looking over your shoulder.
Is Windows a Virus
No, Windows is not a virus. Here’s what viruses do: 1.They replicate quickly –...
What do you call a line of blondes standing ear to ear?
What do you call a line of blondes standing ear to ear? A wind...
A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to…
A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to an extremely gorgeous...
Paddy long legs!
|What do you call a big irish spider?Paddy long legs!
This vet must belong to an HMO!
A man rushed into the veterinarian’s office carrying his dog, thoroughly distraught. The vet...
Loud, mad, or sad
|The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and was giving...
A big bird
Once upon a time there was this guy who bought a hang glider and...