12 days of Christmas (Santa Cruz style)
THE TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS…. SANTA CRUZ STYLE…On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically...
The new priest gets drunk!
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak....
Strongest Man
The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around...
Stupid Insults 28/31
Spent a decade on the leading edge of drug experimentation. Still boots to DOS....
A Scrote
In a check out line the other day and the couple were arguing about...
Urine Resample
A young woman was in the hospital, recovering from major surgery. She hated being...
A group of cowboys were branding some cattle…
A group of cowboys were branding some cattle. While they were out the cooksaw...
God made a man and then rested…
God made a man and then rested. God made a woman and then no...
Car Dimmer Switch Modification
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Genie
One day a man was walking along the beach when he found a bottle,...