God created woman, and she had 3 breasts…
God created woman, and she had 3 breasts.He said to the woman, “Is there...
Don\’t Mess With The I.R.S!
To: All Male U.S. Citizens From: I.R.S. Service Center Re: Notice of increase in...
Numbers equal zero
|Theorem : All numbers are equal to zero.Proof: Suppose that a=b. Thena = ba^2...
What men say & what it
“I’m going fishing.” Really means…”I’m going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by...
You know you are in a small town…
You know you’re in a small town…..- when you don’t use turn signals because...
Murphy’s Laws (5)
Never slap a man who chews tobacco.There are many many more asses in the...
Don’t Step On The Ducks…
Three friends died and went to heaven. The first friend, Sarah, was the first...
Knit to Fit
An old lady was knitting as she was driving down the highway. A police...
If a couple from Tennessee get a legal divorce…
If a couple from Tennessee get a legal divorce, can they still be brother...
What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic?
Q: What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic?A: Snap-on tools!