Even in Disguise
A blonde walks into an electronics store and points to something behind the clerk.”How...
Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice…
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
A young kid’s in a shipwreck and he winds up stranded…
A young kid’s in a shipwreck and he winds up stranded on a tropical...
Wise men never marry…
Wise men never marry and when they marry they become otherwise.
Johnny gets his license.
Johnny had just received his brand new drivers license. The family goes out to...
Polish Girl Does Tradein
Did you hear about the Polish girl who tried to trade her menstrual cycle...
Virus Alert
Virus AlertThere is a very dangerous virus going around and it is propogated throughthe...
Did you hear about the new “morning after” pill for men?
Q: Did you hear about the new “morning after” pill for men?A: It changes...
Got a second?
God, I was wondering…how long is a million years to you?”God answered, “Son, a...
Fortune
A husband stepped on one of those penny scales that tell you your fortune...