How many men?
How many men does it take to open a bottle of beer?None – it...
The secret code word…
An old priest got sick of everyone in his parish confessing adultery.During one Sunday’s...
Computer Quotes
What is a computer’s first sign of old age? Loss of memory. What does...
Stop the drunk driver
|A cop pulls a guy over for weaving across two lanes of traffic.He walks...
Remember during wars
Things to Remember During a War 1. The only things more accurate than enemy...
How is a woman like an airplane?
How is a woman like an airplane? -Both have cockpits.
The Hazards of Kicking the Cat
The Hazards of Kicking the Cat There was a little boy with a bad...
Murphy said to his daughter
|Murphy said to his daughter, “I want you home by eleven o’clock.” She said,...
What do you call 5 dogs with no balls?
What do you call 5 dogs with no balls?The Spice Girls!
What did the normal baby say to the test tube baby?
What did the normal baby say to the test tube baby?Ha..ha… your dad’s a...