A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could…
A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could.’God,’ he prayed, ‘I...
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born?
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born? To knock the penises off...
Two Quickies.
Q: What’s long, black, and never ends?A: The unemployment line!Q: What can’t you give...
‘Please cheese me’!
|What is a mouse’s favorite record?’Please cheese me’!
Psychiatric Christmas Carols
Schizophrenia — Do You Hear What I Hear?Multiple Personality — We Three Queens Disoriented...
What’s for Dinner?
A Frenchman, an Englishman, and a New Yorker were captured by cannibals.The chief comes...
Crocodile is longer
|Prove that the crocodile is longer than it is wide.Lemma 1. The crocodile is...
What to do
Damn…did you see the size of that front tooth gap she had? Yeah…I didn’t...
Computers are female
|The top six reasons computers must be female: 6. As soon as you have...
Robbing a locked bank
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...