ABC’s
Student: Can I use the bathroom?Teacher: Okay but first say your ABC’s.Students: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO QRSTUVWXYZTeacher:...
Little Johnny sat playing in the garden…
Little Johnny sat playing in the garden. When his mother came out to collect...
Confessions
Three young women are at a cocktail party. The conversation turns to their position...
Going further
A coupla Aggies, Buck and Thurleen, married after graduating from Texas A&M, are driving...
Martha Stewart’s Rules for Rednecks
GENERAL 1. Never take a beer to a job interview. 2. Always identify people...
Remembering Anniversary
What’s the best way to have your husband remember your anniversary?Get married on his...
Horny Rooster
A farmer wanted to have his hens serviced, so he went to the market...
What is the future
|My horoscope read, “You’re going places and you can’t be stopped.”Apparently the cop who...
Lawyer Stamps?
The US government is throwing away millions of unused stamps withpictures of favorite lawyers...
Lover’s Lane
At a paternity trial, the blonde’s lawyer asked, “On the night of July 16th...