How To Drive Your Wife Crazy
Start asking her questions (don’t mistakenly do anything) about cooking, cleaning, and laundry. Say,...
Best form of Birth Control
What is the best form of Birth ControlAnswer: Marriage
Stupid Insults 12/31
Has all her bricks, but no cement holding them together. Has an inferiority complex,...
The man buying farm animals…woo-hoo!
One day, a man went to a nearby farm to buy some of the...
Signs and notices 09
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in an...
If Microsoft ran Christmas…
|Each time you bought an ornament, you would have to buy a tree as...
Thankful he’s drunk
|The drunken wino was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb...
Croaka-cola!
|What do toads drink?Croaka-cola!
yo mammas breath…
yo mammas breath so nasty that when she burps her teeth have to duck
When to slap a midget?
When is the only polite time to slap a midget?When he says, “Gee, your...