Know the difference
Man to a woman: Do you know the difference between a blowjob and a...
The accident report
|Dear Sir,I am writing in response to your request for additional information for block...
Because they’re wrigleys!
|Why do worms taste like chewing gum?Because they’re wrigleys!
Supermarket Cart
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a supermarket cart?A: The supermarket cart...
A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and…
A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob...
A wife begins to get a little worried because…
A wife begins to get a little worried because her husband has not arrived...
Incompatible
Once heard from a girl who just broke up with someone:My old boyfriend and...
The Race
There are three guys named Manners, Shutup, and Crap.They were really bored, so they...
Pick-Up Lines Galore!
I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.(Lick...
Smart decision
Two gas company servicemen, a senior training supervisor and a young trainee, were out...